And this is how we should teach our daughters to respond to non wanted sexual advancements. I would’ve bought her an ice cream
IM LAUHGING SO HARD AT THE GUY’S EXPRESSION AT THE BOTTOM
No but seriously that guy actually frowns when the boy kisses her. Like this dude knows that aint right. I’m buying him an ice-cream.
Buy them all an ice cream, and while that little boy nibbles his, explain boundaries.
I thought free services were one of the perks of dating a mechanic.
I gave you a free service last night.
Oh, now he thinks he’s funny? Make your jokes Mr Jokey Jokemaker, just remember that I have the power to deny you sex.
Keep telling yourself that, Stiles.
Sterek AU: Derek works as a mechanic.
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Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt
i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.
It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him