Jeff: You know Derek?
Wardrobe: Ah yes, he of the leather jackets and tank tops.
Jeff: In the next episode he’s gonna go darkside and try to burn Chris Argent alive. Find something for him to wear.
Wardrobe: Don’t worry, we’ve got this covered. This will be Derek’s most bad ass outfit yet.
Wardrobe: *pulls out adorable maroon jumper with thumb holes*
Being fly-possessed doesn’t just make you a mindless puppet, it just works with what’s already built into the system, rechanneling your deepest, darkest ID and removing any ability or willingness to regulate it, so:- the twins turned on each other out of insecurity and jealousy- Isaac set out to avenge his pack- Derek set out to avenge his family AND wore a warm, comfy sweater in a bright color, a sweater he probably hadn’t even taken the tags off after he bought it, deciding he was going to take it back because it wasn’t really—. It seemed so soft in the store, but he’d probably look stupid if he wore it now, he doesn’t even know why he bought it. He wears neutrals. leather. Stop trying to pretend to be something else, he tells himself, you’re nothing.
seriously you guys Hannibal Lecter is so gross
I want to marry the person who made this.
hannibal eating a heroin-flavored serial killer leg this week was definitely the grossest hannibal meal thus far
I was thinking about that and I think they might have said that the leg was removed PRIOR to the guy getting sewn into the centre of the eye, so the leg meat would have been tainted that way. like, in the first episode of s1 he’s all “im very careful about what i put in my body” so there is that i guess. I really doubt he’d risk heroin contaminated meat, especially if he was serving for guests.
i don’t think this checks out because when you cut someone’s leg off they end up losing copious amounts of blood and that guy did NOT look like he was bleeding a massive amount when hannibal put him to bed in the corpse painting. i could be wrong though.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS SHOW
oh boy, oh my gosh, show, nothing you say will ever make me believe Melissa McCall did anything wrong, EVER, EVER, like, oooh, six-year-old Stiles overheard a conversation, she probably fuckin’ called up Sheriff Stilinski crying hysterically and he was asking, Melissa, honey, how long has it been since you ate, and she said, “I don’t know!! I don’t know, does a pint of rocky road count?” and six-year-old Stiles bit his lip and swore to himself he would never, ever, ever let Scott know that his dad left because his mom ate dessert without finishing her vegetables first.
GOD FUCKING SAVE ME from the tears in my eyes at the way Derek Hale’s voice cracked into a hysterical laugh when he was torturing Chris Argent just good god almighty, HELP ME.
Flies are disgusting, twins are disgusting, Kira and Allison are perfection, Isaac was just saying what we were all thinking, it’s hard to get mad at the Nogitsune when he’s choking out a twin, so I’m just going to focus on how Derek went out and got a chess board to try to understand Stiles better, like DO YOU HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY ARE YOU GOING TO SET IT UP JUST LIKE STILES HAD IT AND THEN STARE AT IT? Did you buy anything else to get into Stiles’ head? That toothpaste he uses? Those argyle socks he wore once that had a hole in the toe? His favorite book from seventh grade? An Entemann’s coffee cake?
Lydia, you are simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person, like a) when Peter says “you promised, you promised!!” just double down and beat him at his own game and say “oh, I promised, but I never said WHEN, did I?” or some other similarly infuriating thing, MEANWHILE, girl, good job running as fast as a werewolf in high-heeled booties on linoleum and figuring everything out.
Did I really sort of enjoy watching d’ob’s body convulse and arch in incredibly realistic vomit-contortions? In sort of a sexual way? Jesus, I guess so.
RELATED: how and when did Stiles’ voice get so cracked and scratchy and why do I like it so much and why can’t I stop thinking about how Derek’s voice is so light and soft and smooth all the time except obviously when it’s shaking in insane fury while he tries to light people on fire, ps: NOT EVEN POSSESSION BY A DARK IMMORTAL CHAOS TRICKSTER CAN MAKE A DEREK HALE JOINT RUN SMOOTHLY, like IT TAKES TWO TO MAKE A PLAN GO RIGHT ONLY IF ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE IS NOT DEREK HALE.
Someone needs to photoshop that Pepe Silvia conspiracy board scene with Derek as Charlie, and everything on the board is something stolen from Stiles’s room. Chessboard stapled to wall, holey sock duct taped to wall, rough draft of 9th grade Civics paper nailed into wall. “But what does it all MEAN????” Derek asks, popping a pawn into his mouth. “THE ANSWER IS HERE SOMEWHERE, I KNOW IT.”
If they try to take away mama McCall’s award for best mom, I’m going to be so fucking pissed.
(And if it involved cheating I’m going to punch someone in the throat.)
[And how does Stiles know? Was he eavesdropping on a conversation because would his dad just up and tell him whatever this terrible secret is?]
teen wolf wins the award for lazy writing
Probably she admitted that she was just really sick of Scott watching Finding Nemo twice a day. “I just want all those stupid fish to SHUT UP and DIE,” she said. Stiles was DEEPLY offended, but he knew that his love for Finding Nemo was DWARFED by Scott’s. DWARFED. He knew that Scott would never be able to forgive this. Never.
The nogitsune, however, has no freaking idea what Finding Nemo is. All he knows is that the memory of the wound is like an agonizing crater buried deep in Stiles’s mind. As far as the nogitsune can tell, this is the most hideous betrayal imaginable. From how badly the memory burns in Stiles’s fierce little brain, Melissa probably belongs in prison five times over. The nogitsune probably thinks that Nemo was Scott’s long-lost twin, and that “Finding Nemo” was a documentary about his kidnapping and disappearance.
This day is called the feast of Crispian: He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named, And rouse him at the name of Crispian.[...]We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
The eleventh of March is a brilliant day.
Teen Wolf AU à la 10 Things I Hate About You: In which Isaac wants to date Cora, but she isn’t allowed to go out with anyone until her older brother Derek, who is well known in school for his less than stellar social skills and nonexistent interest in dating, has found someone as well. So they develop a plan to pay someone - Stiles Stilinski, to be precise - to take Derek out. None of them really expected it to work, and much less for Derek and Stiles to actually fall in love with each other…
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